Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful.
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967)
I should
Dear Georgiana,
Nobody has suffered more from low spirits than I have — so I feel for you. Here are my prescriptions;
1st Live as well as you dare.
2nd Go into the shower-