Realistic iPad Usage Scenario

Dramatis Personæ
iPadder
Attractive Girl

[Interior, interior, day.]

iP: Hello, I iPad, would you care to go for coffee? I’m sure I could… [iP raises eyebrow suggestively] fit you in.
AG: I, I uhm think I’m busy.
iP: Oh, you don’t have your schedule? You would if you iPadded. Actually I think I’m rather busy, tootles!

Exunt omnes.

NB: Apologies to iPadders viewing this who are unable to see the ligature.

Ze Stuart

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