Realistic iPad Usage Scenario

Dramatis Personæ iPadder Attractive Girl [Interior, interior, day.] iP: Hello, I iPad, would you care to go for coffee? I’m sure I could… [iP raises eyebrow suggestively] fit you in. AG: I,

Haben

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Imitation of Horace

Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own; He who, secure within, can say, Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today. John Dryden, Book III,

Dahl's Dahl

Whilst perusing the iPlayer last night I happened upon The Delicious Miss Dahl. And delicious she is. This terribly attractive, other-world girl cooks for our viewing pleasure using an assortment of kitchen