How to cure a work-related headache

  1. Take a couple of your favourite pain killers.
  2. Get some food on the go.
  3. Whilst the food is going, have a shower.
  4. Whilst the food is finishing, shake one measure of Hendricks gin, and two measures of Grey Goose vodka with a teaspoon of honey and some ice.
  5. Drink cocktail with food.
  6. Repeat cocktail until headache is gone.