System Administrator Emergency Standby Breakfast Protocol (SAESBP)
Ingredients
- Two eggs
- Cream
- Pancetta
- Ciabatta
- Mushrooms
- Salt, Pepper
- Coffee
- Milk
- Position of Obeisance
- Ego soother
Instructions
- Slice the mushroom, and fry in a little oil.
- Get the coffee going, whilst heating the milk. This is important.
- Put a lot of pancetta into another frying pan, and fry it until the fat is starting to become transparent.
- Put a couple of slices of ciabatta in your toaster.
- Whilst the pancetta is frying, break the two eggs into a bowl, whisk in some cream and salt. Whisk it some more.
- (When the pancetta is ready|When you can’t wait any more), pour the egg mixture and scramble the eggs into your pancetta with a spudger until it’s done.
- Ciabatta onto plate. Eggs and pancetta onto ciabatta, Mushrooms on side.
- Salt, pepper as required.
- Deliver to System Administrator, who will defend you against the dark in your hour of need, and deliver you from the temptations of the internet.
- Whilst the System Administrator is masticating and ingesting, assume the Position of Obeisance and sooth his ego: he will be fixing your broken RAID imminently.
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