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21 Apr 2010

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful.
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker (1893–1967)

I should point out that this isn’t my resume, rather a poem that makes me chuckle.

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